fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien
i bet something like this is going to happen
how am I supposed to sleep when there’s people out there who think girls pee out of their vaginas
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
why do i evn try